You’ve probably already heard the news, patriots. Netflix, the company long associated with theObamas, has gone fully woke and donated $7 million to the Kamala Harris campaign. In return,the American people canceled subscriptions at an alarming rate and the company lost billions inmarket cap overnight.
Unfortunately, there’s no credible source to back any of the stories up. We asked Netflix Directorof Democrat Propaganda, Joe Barron, and he told us he’s questioning the whole thing.”I’m not so much questioning it as calling it complete and utter bullhonkey,” said Barron, “Netflixcouldn’t care less if the MAGA cult that swore they canceled their subscriptions because Obamaswear they’re canceling them again. These aren’t serious people. They’re morons.”
I think he was calling us names, patriots, but there’s no way to know for sure. He may think wedon’t matter, but little does he know, we only canceled them last time in spirit, like when weboycotted the NFL except for on Sundays. And sometimes Mondays. And the occasionalThursday night game.
Netflix is finding out the hard way that when your co-founder makes a private donation that hasnothing to do with the company, idiots will make them pay with fictional boycotts of somethingthey don’t have because it’s not on basic cable or Dish Network. “Boomer TV isn’t our area,” saidBarron, “We simply don’t care.”That’s a bold take, patriots. It should be fun to watch them go broke. God Bless America.
